Thursday, February 7, 2008

you durty rat.....

The Chinese year 4706 begins on today. Goodbye Pig...hello The Year of the Rat

Legend has it that in ancient times, Buddha asked all the animals to meet him on Chinese New Year. Twelve came, and Buddha named a year after each one. He announced that the people born in each animal's year would have some of that animal's personality. Those born in rat years tend to be leaders, pioneers, and conquerors. They are charming, passionate, charismatic, practical and hardworking.

My Chinese Zodiac is the Monkey (like my slippers?? MONKEYPAWZZ-thanks Crissy)

Here are some highlights:

No task is too great for the clever Monkeys.
They master most anything.

They have extremely charming manners that draw others.

Monkeys solve difficult problems with ease.

They are quick-witted,innovative, and they have total and intense belief in themselves.

No one delights in their own accomplishments like the Monkeys. Enjoying themselves immensely, they try anything at least once!

They don't care what opinions others have of them. They know they are lucky, and they also know they have the ability to change things when convenience calls. Monkeys are virtually unsinkable! When the odds are stacked against them, Monkeys know when to quit.

Their timing is superb, and they will wait to try another time.

Monkeys like to travel, and they want to do it first class.They need a certain amount of excitement in their lives.

Since Monkeys get what they want without too much trouble, they may not care about all their conquests. They lose interest quickly and must learn to finish what they start and take care of what they have.

People always flock around Monkeys,but Monkeys don't trust very much. They know a select group of friends that they choose carefully. Money is a must for Monkeys, and they usually have it, or will be in the process of getting it.They know nothing is permanent. They improve and try to do better, and often amaze even themselves. Monkeys like facts and they hate to waste time.

Monkeys must be careful in romance, although clear-sighted, they are very critical and lose interest in anyone they can't consider their peer.They are vain and egotistical,but even that is to their advantage.

Monkeys are always out in front!

Sounds like a Gemini to me, conceited as hell!!!!


Pro said...

That explains all the freaking harriness! Yikes...

Pro said...

h-a-i-r-i-n-e-s-s. it's early. and i'm on.the.damn.phone. wif. you. being distracted by your slick ass comments.

1969 said...

You crazy monkey!

Skoolboi Krush said...

What is this about Geminis being conceited?...

I'm scared to see what it says about the Dog which is my sign.

Pro said...

I continued to read some more of my mini mag on the Chinese New Year and got a straight headache. All I know is I need to steer clear of the damn Goat. And found myself to be the Yin companion to the Rat. *Wonderin* Any down and dirty Rats in blogland? As Joan Rivers would say, "Can we talk?"


Peter said...

It won't work in actual fact, that is what I suppose.
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